Nov 22, 2012 12:00am PST
, i want my funk uncut. that's something bill o'reilly face messaged me. what does the u.n say about our manning marg laws? i hear they are dubious. it turns out the u.n is not as chill as i thought. they are challenging the ballot initiatives in colorado and washington. he says approving the de criminalization of the small amounts of pot sends, quote, a small amount to the rest of the nation and a wrong message abroad. and he hopes eric holder will do all he can to ensure weed remains illegal in america. meanwhile, these guys are into a different drug. it is like your saturday nights. hamsters and trans music. you said earlier this is a wake up call for the u.n and it is time we listen. >> i don't think that is exactly what i said jie. did i get it wrong? >> i said who ask the u.n their opinion about anything? i mean shut up. >> that's basically what i said. >> kind of the same. i thought that's what u.n stood for. i thought it stood for shut up. the only thing that bothers me is that eric holder might listen to them. if they legalize drugs there will be no drug dealers and who will
Nov 30, 2012 12:00am PST
training. what do you make of this? >> i think this is an idea whose time has come. i live near the u.n. that place is dirty with hookers. >> filthy. >> i blame the diplomats. i have three very i will legitimate daughters to worry about, and these hookers are out, obvious and my daughters can see them on their way to whatever school they claim they are going to. i want these prostitutes to be hidden in a box so luquifa, lawanda and david don't get any ideas. >> david is your daughter? >> david is my daughter jie. how do you clean the box? you don't want to go into a box somebody just came out of. >> it has sand in it. >> okay i can deal with sand. >> it is sexy sand. >> there are so many opportunities there. >> let them all go. >>> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. and do you have video of your animal doing something? go to red eye? send us the video. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by jewels. the ornament that is often worn as an accessory. thanks, jewels. >>> let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. for that we go to michael moynihan. >> i don't k
Nov 28, 2012 12:00am PST
look at kim jun u.n i see channing tatum. >> you think he was actually a great choice. >> he is a good looking dude. i don't know if he is the sexiest. that's up for debate. no one was more surprise than me of come mu thirst china would be so easily fooled. >> did you have an editorial meeting about this or they say you run this story in the vegetable. >> if you look at "people" he is also the sexiest woman and best in show. >> you did bring up a good point . henry winkler now -- before when he was the fonz compared to now, and now he looks and sounds like fat woody allen. before he was the sexiest guy. >> he is still great. >> he is still great. he is a great guy. >> time to take a break. when we return, a performance from tonight's musical guest, bow-wow-wow. that will be great. >>> a retired submarine captain has written the best e-mail of all time to his three grown children. quote, it is obvious none of us has the faintest notion of the bitter disappointment each of you has in his own way. each is contrived to a voice of moderate uh -- achievement. i have been forced to the never
Nov 15, 2012 12:00am PST
after me. for them to go after the u.n ambassador who has nothing to do with ben gay you swree -- benghazi and was making a presentation based on information she had received, the smirk-sherm reputation is outrageous. >> phony outrage. mccain, graham and others do what they say is spreading the white house message and it was not terrorism. and mccain addressed obama's remarks saying he understood the president was not happy with him, but -- >> this president -- this administration has been guilty of caw loss sal incompetence or engaged in a cover up. >> meanwhile, earlier mccain was asked if there is a security threat that exceeded that of the libya attack. >> i say with great respect that is one of the dumbest questions i have ever heard. >> thank god he said it with great respect. >> you were saying in the green room mccain should move on and stop asking questions about libya. as far as they are concerned the administration has been honest up and front. i have to say that surprised me. >> i will stick to it right here. the truth of the matter is it was real schoolyard stuff.